Body

My arm is the shape of a boomerang.
I pull off my arm
and fling it.
It comes back and hits me in the head.

I shave off my beard.
I make a voodoo doll.
I stick my beard onto the voodoo doll.
I grow a beard.

At the counter at the supermarket
I ask the woman
to put my groceries in the bags under my eyes.

I drank my sixpack away.

My toenails are the size of plates.
I eat fish off them.

There is so much tartar on my teeth
I don't need sauce.

I have a map of the city on the back of my hand.