I started a law firm called Slap Batman. Here are some of the reasons that it failed:
I called it Slap Batman.
I didn't have a law degree.
It was run out of my bedroom which was on the top floor of an apartment building which was on top of a hill overlooking the city. The hill was made of garbage.
I started the firm because lots of my friends had legal problems. My friends were my only customers and I didn't feel right making them pay because they were my friends.
The first case I took was defending Charles Manson.
I hired a convicted thief as my assistant because they had more experience with the justice system with me. One day when I got back after buying us bagels the apartment was completely empty.
Whenever I went on the internet to research a case I ended up spending three hours on Facebook instead.
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