First I'll build the side burns.
Which will connect onto the mustache.
The mustache will bend down to join the goatee.
The goatee will spread under my chin
and from there over my adams apple
and all the way down the front my neck.
The neck hair will blend into chest hair,
which will somehow find a way to flow into a snail trail.
Obviously the snail trail will lead into pubic hair,
which will coat my balls and curl around to cover my ass.
From my ass the hair will work its way up my back
and finally connect to the hair on my scalp.
Because all these hairs are part of the same construction
I will find it strange when Mum tells me to remove my beard.
Why would she ask me to shave my balls?
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