Umbrellas

Umbrellas will rain from the sky. We will have special umbrellas to protect us from the umbrellas. I will build a staircase of books. We will climb it all the way to the clouds. Halfway up we will get tired, so we will stop and read a book. When we get to the top Jesus will give us high fives. He will have eight arms. Then he will push us over. We will fall from the clouds. We will be impaled on umbrellas. His will will be done on earth as it is in heaven.