The Richest Man In The World

The richest man in the world was not a nice man.

There was a nice man who worked for the richest man in the world.

The nice man was loved by everyone.

The richest man in the world hated him for it.

So the richest man in the world decided to have the nice man killed.

He hired another one of his employees to kill the nice man.

The richest man in the world was pleased when the nice man had been killed.

But he soon realised that he couldn’t trust the killer to keep the secret.

So the richest man in the world hired a second killer to get rid of the first killer.

The richest man in the world was pleased when the first killer had been killed.

But then he realised that he couldn’t trust the second killer to keep the secret.

So he hired a third killer.

And a fourth.

And a fifth.

Eventually there were only three people left in the world: the richest man in the world, the seven billionth killer, and woman who was about to become killer number seven billion and one.

The richest man in the world planned to have the woman kill the seven billionth killer and then to kill the woman himself.

Then he would not only be the richest man in the world, he would also own everything in the world.

Things didn’t go according to the richest man in the world’s plan.

He called the woman into his office.

He gave her the instructions.

The he gave her a gun.

She shot the richest man in the world.

Then her and her husband, the seven billionth killer, lived happily ever after.